1 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,920 You know me. This is like the 12th time I've seen you. I've seen your colleague 2 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,540 like six times. Yeah, this is like the 13th time I have to ask you. 3 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:21,920 Where's your passport? 4 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,020 I don't have a passport. Exactly. 5 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,960 The next. No, no next. It's better, man. Wait, wait. 6 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:30,240 Okay, look. I got an asylum hearing coming up in Houston that I've been 7 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:36,040 for for 22 years. And if I get that asylum granted, I can eventually get a 8 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:40,140 passport. Please, God, I've been begging for the last six months after I was 9 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:44,040 kidnapped and brought to Mexico against my will. And no one's willing to help 10 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,040 me. Right. 11 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:48,750 You were kidnapped by the Olive Tree Cartel. It was, right? 12 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:53,670 Don't do that. My lawyer said if I can get a lazy pate, I can legally cross the 13 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:55,450 border. Just come to terms with the fact. 14 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,490 You're Mexican now. 15 00:00:57,930 --> 00:00:59,590 Okay? Feliz cumpleaños. 16 00:00:59,910 --> 00:01:04,610 I'll tell you what. If you give me a lazy pate, I'll donate your vacation 17 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:08,590 You want to go tubing in San Marcos? Because I can't afford more than San 18 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:09,730 Marcos. You want to bribe me? 19 00:01:09,950 --> 00:01:11,330 Who said bribe? Nobody said bribe. 20 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,780 I didn't say bribe. Put your hand down. I didn't say bribe. I said donation. 21 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,080 Politicians take donations all the time. Then I'm going to need you to politely 22 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,660 fuck off. 23 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:28,760 Riding along in my automobile My baby beside me at the wheel 24 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:35,620 I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile My curiosity running 25 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:39,460 wild Cruising and playing the radio 26 00:01:41,870 --> 00:01:45,550 with no particular place to... Hey, Mo, why you want to go back to America so 27 00:01:45,550 --> 00:01:50,050 bad? I mean, here you have your own place, your own business, a handsome 28 00:01:50,050 --> 00:01:53,030 friend. What the hell are you talking about? I live in a janitor's closet, I'm 29 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:55,770 juggling all these jobs, and I got to dress like a luchador later. 30 00:01:56,010 --> 00:01:57,470 You're going to fight a luchador? Who said fight? 31 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:58,689 I'm going to wrestle. 32 00:01:58,690 --> 00:01:59,750 They're going to fuck you up, man. 33 00:02:03,470 --> 00:02:10,289 I may look festive, but... 34 00:02:11,109 --> 00:02:12,109 I'm dead at night. 35 00:02:12,950 --> 00:02:14,650 Maria never teach you how to make tortilla? 36 00:02:15,030 --> 00:02:17,810 No. She's always been so busy, but I got a good grip on it. 37 00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:19,090 Oh, shit! 38 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:26,790 Didn't see that coming. No one 39 00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:31,730 believes I was kidnapped. 40 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:34,530 I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile. 41 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:47,340 plan i played against him oh god it's real look man i can get you to houston 42 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:50,880 tomorrow i'll hook you up with these two coyotes that owe me a favor well i'm 43 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,140 not doing the character thing all right last time i did that i was on a 44 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:56,980 motorcycle those guns involved almost died has maria called you yet no but she 45 00:02:56,980 --> 00:03:01,700 went when she's ready no he's too proud to call her oh is that maria yeah she 46 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:04,940 makes me want to go to america all right could you please go over there you're 47 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:06,100 being mad disrespectful bro 48 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,840 I'm sad. 49 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,700 Just really, really sad. 50 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:21,000 Borderline depressed. 51 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:28,060 I don't want to go. 52 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:36,360 I want to be like you. Free and untethered. 53 00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:37,730 Go wherever I please. 54 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:40,150 Okay, bye. 55 00:03:41,490 --> 00:03:42,490 Walk away. 56 00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:45,090 With no particular place to go. 57 00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:46,370 Everyone else has. 58 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:51,330 I don't know about this embassy shit, Lizzie. Every time I go there, it's like 59 00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:52,330 starting from scratch. 60 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:56,050 I know you're frustrated, Moe, but the lazy past day is your only option. 61 00:03:56,310 --> 00:03:57,850 There's got to be a better way. 62 00:03:58,170 --> 00:03:59,850 There isn't. This is the process. 63 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:04,130 Process, okay. You know, my friend Fernando has a line in Tokayote. Maybe 64 00:04:04,130 --> 00:04:05,130 worth a visit. No, no. 65 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:11,340 caught, it will essentially kill your entire asylum case, okay? Do you hear 66 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:14,540 Trust the process, ma 'am. The process. The process. 67 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,519 Is this your favorite word? Is it the word of the day? 68 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:21,519 Oh, hey, mama. How are you guys doing? I miss you so much. Did you get the money 69 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:21,999 I sent? 70 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,760 Yes, habibi. Thank you. Thank you. 71 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:27,120 Besides missing you, all is good, alhamdulillah. 72 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,220 Busy at Buddy's farm, pressing oil. 73 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:34,220 And we have our hearing next week, Hamoudi. I know. 74 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:36,480 I'm going to be there, inshallah. 75 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:38,020 You're going to be there? 76 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,500 How? What are you going to do, your mama? 77 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:44,460 I don't know. I'll figure it out. I love you. I love you, Habib. Don't do 78 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:47,720 anything stupid, Mo. Nothing. Don't do anything stupid. I can't hear you. 79 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,120 Let's get you out of here. 80 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:56,300 Net. 81 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:57,620 Oh, God. 82 00:04:57,700 --> 00:05:00,340 The olive tree cartel. Come on, man. I'm going to tell you. 83 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:03,800 I was kidnapped with olive trees by the cartel. 84 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,160 Yeah, that's great. You're still not a citizen, though, so... I need to go 85 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:12,280 My family needs me, and I need a laissez -passer. Who does it look like I am? 86 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,740 I'm behind the counter, you understand? 87 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,480 I'm basically a glorified cashier for the State Department. 88 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,700 Laissez -passers are not going through guys like me. 89 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:21,800 What about him? Can he help me out? 90 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:22,959 Ambassador Lewis? 91 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,400 Yeah, he can do whatever he wants. 92 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:25,639 Can I get a meeting with him? 93 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:26,640 You want a meeting? 94 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:30,210 With the ambassador you want to meet him. All right, I know. I know. It's a 95 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:33,910 ask. But if he has heard my story for ten minutes, I'm sure he'll understand. 96 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:36,690 Come on, man. 97 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,590 This means a lot to you, doesn't it? 98 00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:41,190 Yeah, it's my whole life. 99 00:05:41,630 --> 00:05:45,470 I can't guarantee his office will even put me through. But if it gets you out 100 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,630 my life, I'll call him. 101 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:48,749 I'll be gone. 102 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,490 Literally. You know who else we should call? 103 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:52,010 The head of the CIA. 104 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:54,470 Forget Russia. Putin can wait. As long as you get home. 105 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:58,360 That's what's priority number uno to me. We should call an emergency UN meeting 106 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,540 right now. Mohammad Najjar needs my help. Okay. I'm gonna make sure he gets 107 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:03,400 home. Okay, I see what you're doing. 108 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,080 You see what I'm doing? 109 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,240 Yeah. 110 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:09,740 I'm fucking with you, man. Come on. You don't fucking get it, okay? 111 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:13,040 I've been waiting to become a citizen for over 22 fucking years, and all you 112 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,340 needed to do was give me a goddamn laser pate. 113 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,800 Oh, it's not my thing, dude. 114 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,820 Guys, get him out of here. Come on. It's it. 115 00:06:21,690 --> 00:06:22,209 All right. 116 00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:23,210 Real mature. 117 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:26,330 Maybe I'm going to do somebody a favor. That's all I need from you. 118 00:06:26,770 --> 00:06:31,310 Okay. Fuck you. Fuck you and your little fucking pedophile mustache. 119 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:35,270 Come on, man. 120 00:06:35,790 --> 00:06:36,790 So American. 121 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:38,410 Do 122 00:06:38,410 --> 00:06:45,330 you want 123 00:06:45,330 --> 00:06:46,330 to make it to your hearing? 124 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:51,050 No seas culero, mo. Let me hook you up with my coyotes. They're not like 125 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:54,290 They're very small, mom -pop, you know, family -owned business. 126 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:56,710 All right, okay, yeah. I'm not going to trust a guy that's selling weed out of 127 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:59,210 his car. Oh, what the fuck? What, are you working for the feds or something? 128 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:00,410 Hola, Camila. Como estas? 129 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:04,190 Bien. I'm just saying, you've been bouncing around that embassy for months, 130 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:06,210 You think anybody there can actually help you? 131 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:07,730 Help you with what? 132 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:08,910 No, 133 00:07:09,390 --> 00:07:10,390 really, what? 134 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,110 I know people at the embassy. 135 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:13,289 Oh, yeah? 136 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:14,290 You know the ambassador? 137 00:07:15,110 --> 00:07:16,110 He's my husband. 138 00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:19,330 Sabor gringo. En serio? 139 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:20,870 Si. 140 00:07:24,550 --> 00:07:27,950 I've been stuck in Mexico ever since. That's why I'm selling falafel tacos. I 141 00:07:27,950 --> 00:07:28,950 joined a mariachi band. 142 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:31,650 And I've been doing a little lucha libre wrestling on the side. 143 00:07:32,030 --> 00:07:33,510 That doesn't surprise me. 144 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:36,010 You're quite muscular. 145 00:07:38,130 --> 00:07:39,170 It's true. I am. 146 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:42,450 You don't think it's too much to ask? 147 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:46,310 Connect me with your husband for a little meeting? Of course, you poor 148 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:48,450 You were essentially kidnapped. 149 00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:50,150 100 % I was kidnapped. 150 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:51,890 Thank you. 151 00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:53,270 Tell you what, Mohammed. 152 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:57,570 Is it Mohammed yet? Yes, yes. Ma, be in the short form? Yeah. 153 00:07:57,930 --> 00:08:01,350 We're hosting a small party Friday at our home for the Consul General of 154 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,110 Monterrey. Why don't you come? 155 00:08:03,330 --> 00:08:04,330 I'll introduce you. 156 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:05,470 Really? 157 00:08:05,850 --> 00:08:08,170 I don't even know what to say. 158 00:08:08,650 --> 00:08:09,950 I'll give you all my details. 159 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:16,090 I can't promise you anything, but I hope we can get you home on time for your 160 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:17,090 hearing. 161 00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:20,750 Thank you so much for this. 162 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:22,170 Really. 163 00:08:22,450 --> 00:08:23,450 Can I bring anything? 164 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:24,810 You're so sweet, but no. 165 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:27,970 Although... What? 166 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:30,150 Why don't you bring that Lucha Libre mask of yours? 167 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:32,069 Yeah. 168 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:33,270 For a laugh. 169 00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:35,330 Okay, yeah. 170 00:08:35,510 --> 00:08:37,030 For a laugh, yes. Of course. 171 00:08:38,890 --> 00:08:39,890 Oh. 172 00:08:56,350 --> 00:08:57,350 Hey, 173 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,570 it's Maria. You know what to do. 174 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:07,690 Hey. 175 00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:09,790 I'm sitting there watching TV. 176 00:09:11,070 --> 00:09:12,070 Having dinner. 177 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:16,010 I just want to say thank you for setting me up with your tias. 178 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:18,410 Tia Rosa is so sweet. 179 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:19,670 Tia Luisa. 180 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:22,570 She's very opinionated. 181 00:09:26,050 --> 00:09:31,670 Look, I know I said a lot of things that I probably shouldn't have. I was just 182 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:32,670 having a lot of feelings. 183 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:37,310 And it's normal to have feelings. I mean, if I didn't, then I'd be a 184 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:43,370 I'm not a sociopath, and as you know, I'm like the anti -sociopath. 185 00:09:43,970 --> 00:09:45,110 I'm just really tired. 186 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:53,590 I'm just really, really tired, and I guess what I'm trying to say is that... 187 00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:54,590 of a bitch! 188 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:17,790 Maria. 189 00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:20,350 How beautiful you look. 190 00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:22,610 My princess, I missed you. 191 00:10:22,910 --> 00:10:25,570 Then why did you abandon me? Abandon you? 192 00:10:25,810 --> 00:10:26,810 I would never. 193 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:29,890 Do you think you can just walk back into my life? 194 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:34,630 Love has made me such a fool. 195 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:37,410 I would be a fool if I were ever to abandon you. 196 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:39,390 That is not the case, Maria. 197 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,110 I love you, mi amor. 198 00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:48,670 Why do you scorn me so, Maria? 199 00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:50,330 Mahmoudi. Mama. 200 00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:52,510 Why did you leave us? 201 00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:53,970 I didn't leave you, Mama. 202 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:55,970 Take the key and go home. 203 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,250 Okay. 204 00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:59,010 Mahmoudi. Crystal. 205 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:02,510 Oh, Crystal, it's good to see you. 206 00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:04,490 Okay. My baby. 207 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:05,790 My love. 208 00:11:10,090 --> 00:11:11,430 You ruined everything. 209 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,280 What's wrong, mijo? 210 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,920 Just thinking about a dream that I had. 211 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:28,380 Ay! Ay, are you okay? 212 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:30,280 Yeah, I'm fine. It's just a little pinch. 213 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,560 You know, I called Maria. 214 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:33,679 Ay, and? 215 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,760 What did she say? Nothing. It went to voicemail. 216 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:38,580 Voicemail? How many rings before she went to the voicemail? 217 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,360 Two, I think. Two? 218 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:41,940 Oh, she's not going to call you back. 219 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,059 Ay, Luisa. 220 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,060 Ay. 221 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:47,620 Do you love her? 222 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,940 Of course I love her. 223 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:51,580 Have you really loved Maria? 224 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,079 You heard it? 225 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,600 It was her grandmother's. 226 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,080 I can't take this. 227 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,339 You cannot take that. 228 00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:58,340 Why not? 229 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,220 You're not ready to ask. 230 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:04,020 I don't think she wants me to ask. Of course she doesn't want you to ask. Not 231 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,020 now, maybe. 232 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:08,740 But I have known Maria since she was a girl. 233 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,900 And I know what I see in her eyes when she sees you. 234 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:13,540 Disappointment. 235 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,540 And I know your heart now. 236 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,360 I know you will make things right with Maria. 237 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:21,920 What if she says no? 238 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:26,720 Or is she going to say no? Of course. Either way, it is hers to keep. 239 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:32,060 Thank you. I'm so happy for you. Oh, thank you so much, Tia Rosa. 240 00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:39,400 Maria is going to be so happy. I don't think so. Why do you hate me so much? I 241 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,520 don't hate you. I'm honest. I'm an honest person. 242 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,760 You, honest person. 243 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:02,270 You want three? Thank you. 244 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:05,230 Beautiful. 245 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:08,470 I 246 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:20,550 am 247 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,650 so happy you came. 248 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,520 Thank you for having me. Really, I feel so underdressed. Oh, my God, you look 249 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,900 amazing. You look amazing. 250 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:32,160 You saved me. You're saving me. I mean, thank you so much, really, for having 251 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,740 me. I can't thank you enough. Oh, no, I hate old people and a small talk. It's 252 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:36,539 so boring. 253 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:39,600 Do you want me to introduce you? Come on. No, no, I'm good. I don't really 254 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,560 drink, but... A little champagne, wine, beer. 255 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:48,040 Okay. Just a little bit of champagne. No, I'll do a... No? Topo chica con 256 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,500 Ah. 257 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,120 Poquito. No, okay, really. Okay. 258 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:55,310 That kind of day. 259 00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:57,930 Kidding. 260 00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,630 I brought the lucha mask for a laugh. 261 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:05,670 I got my ass kicked, by the way. They said it was going to be fake, but they 262 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,670 beat the shit out of you. 263 00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:08,390 Really? Yeah, they really do fight. 264 00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:10,850 I love that you brought the mask. 265 00:14:11,970 --> 00:14:15,610 I adore the texture of your beard. 266 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:17,009 Excuse me? 267 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:18,650 Your whiskers. 268 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,400 How do you keep them so purple? 269 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:25,260 Yeah, I get that question all the time. I have a fantastic beard routine. 270 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,640 Yeah. It's all to do with the oils and combing process. 271 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,460 Can I touch it? 272 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,680 Sure. Sure. 273 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,100 Yeah. 274 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,900 Oh, squeeze it. Okay. 275 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:40,980 Squeeze it. 276 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,640 You should be very proud. 277 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:46,980 Don't worry. I'll introduce you on time. 278 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,220 Okay. 279 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,480 What's it like being in this political life like this? 280 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:58,200 You know, not depressing per se, though sometimes it does create a border. 281 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:04,120 I'd say more lonely. 282 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:05,660 Yeah, I get it. 283 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,760 I get it. I was talking to a stray dog who wanted nothing to do with me. 284 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,260 I had snacks in my pocket. He could care less. Looked at me and just... 285 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:17,100 What happened to your finger? Oh, it's nothing. It's from a tortilla processor. 286 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,299 Just a little pinch. 287 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,300 Let me put some cream on it. It's not necessary. 288 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,500 Don't be silly. I insist. 289 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,580 Follow me. Okay. Now. 290 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:26,900 Alright. 291 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,680 Not here. 292 00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:52,010 I'm feeling something, yeah. 293 00:15:52,890 --> 00:15:55,690 I mean, should we get back there? Can I confide in you? 294 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,150 Of course. 295 00:15:57,650 --> 00:15:59,450 Promise me you won't laugh. 296 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:03,070 When I was a little girl, my mother took me to see Lawrence of Arabia. 297 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:06,390 You know that scene where Peter Tull gets caught by the Turks? 298 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:11,730 They strip him down, pinch his skin, tie him up to a bench. 299 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:15,890 No, I actually don't. I think we should get back to the ambassador, though. He 300 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:18,850 left quite an impression on me, and ever since I always had this... 301 00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,900 I guess you can call them fantasies. 302 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,260 It's strictly role play, of course. 303 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:31,400 Okay. With me not being Lauren, but someone 304 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,540 seemingly compromised. 305 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:38,380 Whew. Wizard of Oz is a good movie. Yeah. You know, it's wholesome. It's 306 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:41,660 friendly. You know, it's all about going home. There's no place like home. 307 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:43,120 There's no place like home, exactly. 308 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,680 And I need to get home. And that's the whole... Pointing me, come here so you 309 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,479 can help me get through. 310 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,760 No, no, no. 311 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,260 Listen. 312 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,480 Where are your masks? 313 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,119 I brought it just like you asked. 314 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,640 I love it. 315 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,859 Would you put it on? 316 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,460 I can't. We got to. 317 00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:17,390 Listen, that's not... Your hair is so nice. I mean, we gotta... We gotta get 318 00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:19,790 back, you know? We should definitely get back. 319 00:17:20,869 --> 00:17:22,290 Did you say speeches? 320 00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:23,670 Be a good wife. 321 00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:25,750 Go listen to your husband's speech. 322 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:27,450 I hate speeches. 323 00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:28,269 Oh, jeez. 324 00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:29,229 They're boring. 325 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:31,550 Maybe this one will be good. You have to walk out first. 326 00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:42,490 Take a fucking kill. 327 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:44,740 I will talk to him. 328 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,060 Okay? I promise. 329 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:47,660 Gracias. 330 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,640 Buenas noches. 331 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,480 Buenas noches. Hasta luego. 332 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:52,940 Gracias. 333 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,220 Gracias. Take care of my friend. He's lovely. 334 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:01,600 Mo, how are you? I'm well. Thank you so much for having me. We're going to fix 335 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,600 this. Have a seat. 336 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,360 No, not that one. This one. 337 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,600 Sounds like what you need is a laissez -passer. Yes, exactly. 338 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,300 Not a problem. Are you serious? 339 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,580 If you can get me some supporting affidavits by Monday morning, I will 340 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,620 at an Astros game by Tuesday night. 341 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:21,160 Love the Astros. And I think they do have a game on Tuesday. 342 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,700 This was a real Hail Mary for me. Thank you so much, Ambassador Lewis. 343 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,740 Well, it's really my wife you should be thanking. 344 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,540 She's taken quite a shine to you. 345 00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:31,920 Oh, she's very kind. 346 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:34,820 So you like her? 347 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:38,920 I mean, I like a lot of things. I like Tarnib. It's an Arab card game. Yeah, I 348 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:39,920 know. Like Elvis. 349 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,300 Bananas on my pancakes. 350 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,880 You know what? I'm going to be straight with you. 351 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,520 Most of my life, I've been a very powerful man. 352 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:53,660 But that kind of power dulls the senses in the less public aspects 353 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:54,840 of my life. 354 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:59,940 It makes it so that I tend to seek out moments where I can discreetly lose 355 00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:00,940 control. 356 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:04,180 You understand what I'm saying? 357 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:06,540 No, I don't. 358 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:15,700 I want you to sleep with my wife in your also -Palestino mask while I 359 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,700 watch. 360 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:18,060 Come on. 361 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:22,020 Nothing has to happen between you and me, all right? I won't touch a hair on 362 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:22,599 your head. 363 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:27,040 Ambassador, I'm in a committed relationship, at least committed to a 364 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,640 relationship, so... Is she in the United States? 365 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,040 Yes. She will never know. 366 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,780 So let me just, for clarity, you want me to... 367 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:45,580 Can you noodle your wife, or do you want me to noodle your wife? 368 00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:50,180 I want you to have sex with her. Look, it's not going to be able to work. I 369 00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:51,180 real performance anxiety. 370 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:54,800 I dated a girl once. She had a dog. He was staring at me. I was staring at him. 371 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,020 He was like, what are you doing to mommy? 372 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,860 I was like, I don't want to do this to your mommy. Why are you looking at me? 373 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,960 And then it just went down, and it doesn't work. 374 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,080 Mo, take a breath. 375 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,620 It's going to be okay. 376 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,800 We're just going to take it slow. 377 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,760 Okay, look. 378 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:12,100 If this is what it takes to get me back to America, then I'll call my friend 379 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:16,420 Fernando, who will definitely do it. Wait, I'm... For sure he'll do it. I'm 380 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:21,800 sorry. Do you think I'm asking you to sleep with my wife in exchange for the 381 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,920 laissez -passer? 382 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,280 Yes. Oh, my God. 383 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,520 No. 384 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:30,580 No. No, that is not it at all. 385 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:34,880 Okay, now I can see how you would think that, given the... Oh. 386 00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:36,540 Wow. 387 00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:38,310 I am so sorry. 388 00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:39,590 Oh, man. 389 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:43,470 That is not the deal. No apologies needed. So I can still... Of course. 390 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:45,030 Oh, and I don't have to... No. 391 00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:48,730 I mean, unless you want to. No, I don't. I don't. 392 00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:50,290 I mean, she's gorgeous. 393 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,650 You know what? 394 00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:54,570 Forget I even brought it up. Brought up what? I don't even know what you're 395 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:55,449 saying. Come on. 396 00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:56,450 Let's have a drink. 397 00:20:56,530 --> 00:21:02,350 All right? A little mea culpa for any discomfort I may have caused. No 398 00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:05,770 You know, I normally don't drink, but I mean... 399 00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:11,210 Here's to your safe return and a peaceful end to the conflict. 400 00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:14,130 Conflict? Israel -Palestine. 401 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:17,270 What? 402 00:21:18,350 --> 00:21:20,730 Nothing. No, please, what is it? 403 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,290 Well, it's not really a conflict. 404 00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:26,610 Excuse me? 405 00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:29,870 A conflict implies there's two equal sides. 406 00:21:30,270 --> 00:21:35,050 Well, there are two sides. Well, one side is occupying another, so... And the 407 00:21:35,050 --> 00:21:36,630 occupation, if... 408 00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:40,930 That's the word you insist on using as the basis of the conflict. 409 00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:42,450 So you're for the occupation? 410 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:46,070 No, wait. Do not put words in my mouth. That is not what I said. 411 00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:47,990 Then where's the conflict? 412 00:21:50,490 --> 00:21:54,430 A conflict is a protracted disagreement, yes? 413 00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:59,050 Sure. Is the situation a protracted disagreement over land? 414 00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,950 Yes. Well, all right then. 415 00:22:03,610 --> 00:22:04,890 To the end of the conflict. 416 00:22:06,370 --> 00:22:07,370 And the occupation. 417 00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:12,610 God damn it. I am trying to use terms here that we can both agree on. What, 418 00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:13,610 can't agree on occupation? 419 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,330 The term conflict includes the occupation. 420 00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:19,310 Conflict is used when you're like, I don't know, I can't make the lunch 421 00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:20,049 have a conflict. 422 00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:22,070 Not when there's a military occupying power. 423 00:22:22,490 --> 00:22:24,670 And you don't have the balls to say it's a fight. You know what? 424 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,930 Let's toast to peace. Come on. Everybody loves peace. 425 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,250 Let's toast to peace. 426 00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:29,770 Come on. Come on, please. 427 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,310 You know what? 428 00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:33,610 I got to toast to you. 429 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:37,190 Get the fuck out of my house. How's that for a toast? 430 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,950 Have fun spending the rest of your life in Mexico. 431 00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:41,890 Just take a deep breath. 432 00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:45,810 Let's start over. I will call for the fucking Marines. 433 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:50,070 So help me God. I didn't want to talk about it to begin with. Get the fuck 434 00:22:53,570 --> 00:22:54,670 Still not a conflict. 435 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,750 Sorry. 436 00:22:59,990 --> 00:23:00,990 Oh, Ambassador? 437 00:23:01,670 --> 00:23:02,670 Uh... 438 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,620 Your wife had this finger all up in her mouth. Little twirl. 439 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,840 All. 440 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,920 And you didn't watch. 441 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:13,880 So 442 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:22,000 you 443 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,300 couldn't just take a shot of mezcal and fuck the man's wife? 444 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,440 What am I supposed to do? Sell out my people? 445 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,700 Yes. It wouldn't even be you selling out your people. It'd be also palestino. 446 00:23:32,190 --> 00:23:33,190 Call your counter first. 447 00:23:33,570 --> 00:23:35,570 I only have two days to make it to my asylum here. 448 00:23:36,890 --> 00:23:37,890 I'm gonna do it. 449 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,800 I'll help you with the baby. 450 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:14,760 No, I'm here for you. 451 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:26,340 Come on, let's go. 452 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,840 To the other side. 453 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,500 Go. 454 00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:48,800 Thank you. 455 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,420 No. Oh, 456 00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:36,540 no. 457 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:46,140 Where are you going, amigo? 458 00:25:59,050 --> 00:26:03,270 This ain't a 10. My skin the same color as sand from the motherland. Look down 459 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:06,890 and see the world in my hands. Government bans. I'm just here to fuck 460 00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:10,050 plans. Dance after dance. It's like the world is stuck in a trance. 461 00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:13,050 There's nothing more priceless than being free. 462 00:26:13,630 --> 00:26:16,790 Immigrant. That's why they hate me just for being me. We ain't want to leave 463 00:26:16,790 --> 00:26:18,450 overseas. We were under siege. 464 00:26:18,670 --> 00:26:21,150 Leave us in shallow graves. But still the love is deep. 465 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,760 Bloodline royal need I see back. 466 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,540 Forties in the foyer had to boil you where I sleep at. Tell you that they 467 00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:30,920 you, that they loyal, they can keep that. They don't want the soil, just the 468 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,440 that's beneath that. Back to feed the people, feel pity in your feedback. 469 00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:37,320 Racing with Thomas, getting hard to even keep track. 470 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,760 They sold democracy for a discount. 471 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,620 Nothing's adding up, that's why I gotta make the trip count.